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Now THAT’S a horny old lady.

March 9th, 2010 · News, Weird, funny

Chinese woman grows mystery horn on forehead


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A friendly reminder …

March 2nd, 2010 · News, Weird

Don’t park a $600,000 fire truck on railroad tracks.  For that kind of money, you could buy 6,000 houses in Detroit, or one Silverdome.  Only in Detroit.  

Firefighter slammed for parking rig on train track

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Want to have Sex with a cow?

September 24th, 2009 · News, Weird, funny

You are good to go in Burlington County.

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Stay classy Kings Island

September 24th, 2009 · Entertainment, Football, News, Weird, funny

You should see their John Phillips display!

Park Drops McNair Skeleton Plans

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Talk about brown-bagging it

September 3rd, 2009 · News, Weird, funny

Hope he didn’t forget to floss

Bizarre act halts court hearing
James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.

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He went to the car wash but got taken to the cleaners.

September 2nd, 2009 · News, Weird, funny

A “businessman” stops at a car wash after getting nearly half a million in cash from his mother to buy a liquor store. He goes to the change machine, doesn’t lock his truck door and somebody allegedly snatches the cash …

Thief nabs $450,000 fortune

I’ve actually pulled this trick on my mom several times. She’s still waiting for her liquor store.  Seriously, who walks around with that kind of scratch, besides a drug dealer.

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Cheese and meth are a bad combination

August 5th, 2009 · News, Weird

I find it hard to believe that all these women could fit in one motel room  BTW, anybody else smell a Animal Planet Lifetime movie?

Glue, private parts and scorned lovers

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score — with Krazy Glue.


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Is that Jenna Jameson’s garage?

July 22nd, 2009 · Weird, funny

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Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home

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Faster….faster!! I’m almost there!!!!

July 21st, 2009 · News, Weird, funny

Driver watched porn while allegedly speeding

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details – how fast the guy was going?, the title of the movie?, was there a map of Hawaii on the GPS? … etc.

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There must not be a pay phone at the Regal Beagle to call a cab.

July 7th, 2009 · Entertainment, News

‘Three’s Company’ star cited for drunken driving
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