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Entries from July 30th, 2007

That’s one hell of a team the Celtics are putting together.

July 30th, 2007 · No Comments · Sports, Uncategorized

 
Celtics, Timberwolves agree to send Garnett to Boston.
Oh, wait . . . it’s not 2003? I predict two seasons of disappointment before the inevitable implosion.

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This one is for the ladies …

July 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

I present JoeyPorsche911

The male Paris Hilton. You know this dude has videotaped himself having sex — with himself. Sublime idiocy at its finest. I’m just trying to figure out when the hipster doofuses started taking hairstyling cues from these guys…

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Viva Viagra!

July 28th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

This is the most disturbing commercial since Orville Redenbacher returned from the dead.
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Well at least the ad helped this couple.

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Someone went all out to make Brady Quinn feel welcome…

July 27th, 2007 · No Comments · News, Sports

Sewage floods Browns’ locker room

That stadium’s been filled with shit since the day it was built.

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Apollo .13

July 27th, 2007 · No Comments · News, Uncategorized

NASA jolted by report of boozing astronauts

If I knew I was about to be blasted into outer space by the lowest bidder I’d probably drink too.

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I guess it could have been worse …

July 26th, 2007 · No Comments · News, Uncategorized

… he could have left a dead girl in his car underwater. I’m convinced that 95 percent of the politicians out there are not that much different than the population at the your local supermax prison.
Michigan Young Republican pleads guilty in sex case

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Bad news for the Tour de France …

July 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments · News, Sports, Uncategorized

Oscar the Cat was just spotted on the course.
Tour de France Sinking in Doping Mire

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The Angel of Death is a cat …

July 25th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

Actually, this is an oddly touching story.
Oscar the cat predicts patients’ deaths

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Matt Leinart officially joins the Sean Kemp All-Stars

July 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Leinart full of crap and a bad dad

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Those crazy Aussies…

July 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

I just want to know how you can walk home with 15 inches of pool stick shoved up your ass.

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