I present JoeyPorsche911 The male Paris Hilton. You know this dude has videotaped himself having sex — with himself. Sublime idiocy at its finest. I’m just trying to figure out when the hipster doofuses started taking hairstyling cues from these guys…
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- Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke [Sappy]
- Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is [Interesting]
- Note to wanna-be human traffickers: If you're going to transport five illegal Mexican immigrants in your SUV, always remember to put on a license plate [Florida]
- A 9-year-old boy at a Catholic school was suspended Thursday night at a school lip-sync fundraiser after mimicking Michael Jackson's famous groin grab during a rendition of "Billie Jean." That's just nuts [Asinine]