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Entries from August 31st, 2007

$737,868

August 31st, 2007 · No Comments · Links, News

That’s what Britney Spears makes in a MONTH. Amazing, simply amazing.  You’d think with that much money she could afford to buy some pants.

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Oh joy, Vick “found” Jesus.

August 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment · News, Sports

Time to let him back in the league.  Just like the T-shirt say, “Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”

VICK: I found Jesus: ‘I have to grow up’

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Deep Thoughts from Miss Teen South Carolina

August 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Links, News

If you’re going to be this dumb, best to look this good. She comes across as much smarter if you turn down the volume.
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Travis Henry: A Very Productive Running Back

August 27th, 2007 · No Comments · News, Sports

I always thought he was good at finding and hitting the hole, but this is ridiculous.
Travis Henry reportedly fathered nine children in four states

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Snakes on a plate …

August 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

BELFAST, Northern Ireland (AP) _ A Northern Ireland man bit off the head of his girlfriend’s pet snake during a fight and remarked that it “tasted lovely,” lawyers testified Friday.
 

Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, [...]

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The ring around Uranus …

August 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

has disappeared.

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Sprewell gets a visit from the Repo man

August 22nd, 2007 · 1 Comment · News, Sports

This is an outrage. The man has a family to feed.
Sprewell yacht repossessed

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Manning blasts Tiki …

August 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment · News, Sports, Uncategorized

Good for Eli, even if, as I suspect, his dad told him what to say.
Eli to Tiki: You’re one to talk about leadership

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Where’s Lincoln Hawk when you need him?

August 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Arm-wrestling game recalled in Japan

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Following in the footsteps of Pacman and Chris Henry …

August 20th, 2007 · No Comments · News, Sports

Normally I wouldn’t comment on a story as pedestrian as a couple of West Virginia athletes getting arrested, however, this little snippet from the ESPN story caught my eye.
Thomas is a 6-foot-2, 200-pound redshirt freshman linebacker whose father played linebacker for the Mountainers from 1994-95.
This kid’s dad was playing college football only 12 years ago [...]

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