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Entries from January 24th, 2008

Yet another bad way to leave a job …

January 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment · funny, News, Weird

9 D.C. Workers Fired For Looking at Porn Thursday, January 24, 2008; Page B01 Nine D.C. government employees are being fired for viewing pornography on their work computers, including three who looked at inappropriate sexual images an average of about 200 times per work day in 2007, city officials said yesterday. Each of the nine [...]

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Here’s a bad way to leave a job …

January 24th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I’m going to have to plead ignorance on this one” Angry Employee Deletes All of Company’s Data When Marie Lupe Cooley, 41, of Jacksonville, Fla., saw a help-wanted ad in the newspaper for a position that looked suspiciously like her current job — and with her [...]

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Get that thing out of my mouth!

January 24th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

Spectator sues Blue Man Group over antics Open wide…

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Third Tynes a Charm

January 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · Football, News, NFL, Sports

OT win sends Giants to Super Bowl If Tynes had missed again, Coughlin may have committed the first in-game homicide since The Last Boy Scout. At least this Patriots-Giants matchup won’t have Bryant Gumbel calling the action. The good news for the Packers, this all but guarantees Favre will be back next season. However, the [...]

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I guess we know who AP’s top Dead Pool candidate is

January 18th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

AP is preparing Britney’s obit, just in case

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Australia’s Ultimate Party Dude

January 17th, 2008 · No Comments · News, TV, Weird

(and I don’t mean Yahoo Serious) [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm61svN4U5g&rel=1]

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Jenna Jameson announces her retirement

January 15th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

In a stirring speech, sure to draw comparisons to Lou Gehrig’s retirement, Jenna Jameson officially confirmed that she is retired from porn. Everyone knew she’d lost a step in recent years. She’s injury-prone, her legs are shot. She was just playing out the contract. Heck, 33 is like 70 in porn years. Now she can [...]

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Only in Poland …

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

Man spots his wife during visit to brothel At least now the guy knows why the wife was freezing him out, saying that sleeping with him was too much like work. I imagine their first exchange went something like this: Husband: “What are you doing here?” Wife: “What are YOU doing here?”

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Weekend at Bernie’s (NYC style)

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

‘SCAM’ DUO MUST HAVE MADE PAL DIE LAUGHING  

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Yarrrrrrr! He be a bottomless pit!

January 4th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

Man Complains He Is Banned From Buffet     Not since Captain Horatio McCallister tossed Homer out of the Frying Dutchman’s all-you-can-eat night has something like this happened.  

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