Man Complains He Is Banned From Buffet Not since Captain Horatio McCallister tossed Homer out of the Frying Dutchman’s all-you-can-eat night has something like this happened.
Weird News- Farking News
- Another revised Afghan policy: the US will tolerate "some" corruption. Just like taxpayers do with our Congress [Asinine]
- Street racers stealing canisters of nitrous oxide from ambulance storage to boost the engine performance. Who's laughing now? [Dumbass]
- "Commander Fryer, please come in, this is Enterfries. Enterfries calling commander William T. Fryer ... over" [Silly]
- Man drives wrong way for over 50 miles through five police barricades because his pet cat died and he wanted to do "something crazy" [Asinine]