In a stirring speech, sure to draw comparisons to Lou Gehrig’s retirement, Jenna Jameson officially confirmed that she is retired from porn. Everyone knew she’d lost a step in recent years. She’s injury-prone, her legs are shot. She was just playing out the contract. Heck, 33 is like 70 in porn years. Now she can move up to the booth and go into porn play-by-play. Honestly, only at the porn awards will a legend give a heart-felt, although self-indulged, retirement speech only to hear a chorus of boos.