2008 February

Entries from February 27th, 2008

Their mom must be so proud

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

I guess being a hardcore gay porn star must not be all it’s cracked up to be. Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries.

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ESPN Trades Salisbury For Carter Good riddance. He was a lousy quarterback, a sleazeball person and an awful voice for ESPN. And those were his good qualities. Here’s his parting statement. “I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons. I have created a brand and it’s time [...]

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Fantastic internship opportunity

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Politics

Good luck to all applicants! This is a great way to get your foot in the door. The application deadline is March 15th, so don’t just tap your feet or stall: get down to business.

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“Crack Whore” by Estee Lauder

February 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments · News, Uncategorized, Weird, funny

You too can look this bad, thanks to Amy Winehouse React: Will they be selling foundation in a pale blue to match her future color?

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Let this be a lesson to all the rogue satellites …

February 21st, 2008 · No Comments · News

… to all you orbiting buckets of bolts that might wish to rain terror and toxic badness upon our proud land. Let this be a lesson to all of you. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BITCHES

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My gambling tip of the week …

February 20th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Sports, Weird, funny

Never bet on a nude drunk in a horse race.

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Lindsay Lohan gets naked …

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Links, News, Weird, funny

Warning (NSFW) … Lindsay Lohan as Marylin Monroe Replicating Marilyn Monroe’s last photo session might not be the best move for someone who has been through rehab three times in one year. The irony potential is off the charts if Lindsey ODs in the near future (or is murdered by one of the President’s [...]

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