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Entries from February 9th, 2008

RRROOOOXXXXXAANNNNEEEE…..

February 9th, 2008 · No Comments · News

Turn out the red lights …
Those days are over.
You don’t have to sell their body to the night.
(BTW, do you know what they put on fries in Holland instead of ketchup?)

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Cousin Eddie goes wild …

February 8th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

 
UNION BANS, FINES QUAID

 
The “War and Peace”-size complaint was assembled by the entire cast of “Lone Star Love” and included the following allegations:

Quaid hit an actor on the back of the head four times during performances. When the stage manager told him to stop, he smacked the actor again.
Another actor was warned that if he [...]

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Headline of the Week

February 8th, 2008 · No Comments · News, funny

Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks

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Schilling done for the year?

February 7th, 2008 · No Comments · MLB, News, Sports

Reports: Schilling’s shoulder raises contract concerns for BoSox

I know it’s usually not a normal part of shoulder surgery, but can they wire his jaw shut, too?

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Isabella Rossellini might be crazier than Britney

February 4th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

She’s now taken up dressing like an insect and recreating bug sex.  BTW, that bug is hot.

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