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Entries from March 31st, 2008

F1 boss Max Mosley likes Nazi-themed orgies

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Links, News, funny

Can’t make this stuff up. Five hookers, concentration camp sado-masochism and he’s the son of a rather prominent Hitler sympathizer.  Compared to Max Mosley, Eliot Spitzer is an amateur.

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“Pardon me, Is this table taken?”

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Uncategorized, Weird, funny

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table In his defense, I hear that the table had a great set of legs. I’m curious why the “tipster” taped this on three DVD’s over a period of three months before giving them to the police.

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No, the Earth is flat!

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

On Iraqi TV, a physicist and a “researcher on astronomy” debate whether or not the Earth is flat.  Hilarity ensues.  Where’s Sherri Shephard when you need her? Next up on Iraqi News11: The Sun — Burning Fire or Optical Illusion? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppjYDj9JUc]

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Hamburgers as weapons

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

Deputies use Taser on man who threw hamburger at motorist.   If they still served hot apple pie, he’d be trumped up on felony charges.  Unavailable for comment …

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The wonders of modern architecture …

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments · News

LA planners are now designing buildings that are “drive-by proof”.  What a country.

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Sting Rays 2, Humans 0

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Woman killed in Florida by a sting ray. It was easy to dismiss this when Steve Irwin got killed. Sure, it was tragic. But it was half a world away. Now, this is two in two years and this IS ON OUR OWN SHORES! Somebody get Congress on this now! Stop the rays before they [...]

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This is a little too “Terminator” for my liking.

March 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News

When mankind is exterminated by robot dogs, you can say you saw them here first. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww&hl=en]

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If they still gave out free snacks, this would never have happened.

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept I’m not using a blanket on this airline for a very long time.

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First there was the War on Drugs.

March 13th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

Now there’s the War on Skittles   And we wonder why our children don’t grow up to be well-adjusted adults.

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Here’s $2,000, all you have to do is …

March 7th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

 … contract malaria.  Who’s in with me?

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