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Entries from April 30th, 2008

Domestic violence is rarely funny …

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

… but in this case, it made me chuckle. The karate kick was the clincher. PITTSBURGH – A couple of newlyweds spent the night in jail in separate cells – she in her wedding gown – after a brawl at a local hotel, police say. Dentist David Wielechowski, 32, of Shaler, Pa., and Christa Vattimo, [...]

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John Daly

April 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · funny, Sports

Wow.  I’m speechless. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6HXfA__e14&hl=en]

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day …

April 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

… teach a man to fish and God will fry his manhood.

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I thought my ass felt funny this morning

April 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

Strange Unidentified Lights Spotted Over St. Augustine, Florida I for one welcome our new Martian overlords.

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Bye, Bye Padre

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

Brazilian priest ties himself to a bunch of balloons and floats away as part of a promotional gimmick. Now missing in the Atlantic. Is putting your life in the hands of “Hello Kitty” balloons ever a good idea? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLI9x-uioCk&hl=en]

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Politician exonerated of rape charges because …

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

… the “victim” was one of the prostitutes with whom he had shared hundreds of sexual encounters over the years — and he’d videotaped all of them, using high-tech surveillance cameras without their consent. Now THAT is an alibi. On a side note, I’m sure the picture of Karl Rove was the only photo they [...]

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First came Romeo and Juliet, then West Side story, and now …

April 11th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

Parents fought over which gang tot should “claim” Everyone knows the son always joins the dad’s gang.  It’s tradition.

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Why you shoudn’t cancel that Craigslist call girl you just ordered.

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

- you’ll get shot. Skipping school to pose as a hooker then shooting and robbing a customer? Seen it a hundred times. Too bad she went into the life of an exotic escort armed robber. She had potential as a poet. Police found Swift had an unexcused absence from school on Feb. 15, when VanDyke [...]

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The good news: A Penn State athlete was in the library.

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird

The bad news: He was arrested for taking advantage of himself in public.

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Who jokes about someone dying when they haven’t?

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News

This idiot.

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