- you’ll get shot. Skipping school to pose as a hooker then shooting and robbing a customer? Seen it a hundred times. Too bad she went into the life of an exotic escort armed robber. She had potential as a poet.

Police found Swift had an unexcused absence from school on Feb. 15, when VanDyke was shot. When police interviewed Swift Monday, they confiscated her journal. It contained this entry:

“A man stood in the door clack shat boom what should I do run for safety wait patiently for the man to awake from critical condition.”

Word to the wise: if you commit a felony don’t write about it in your diary.