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Entries from May 30th, 2008

Uncontacted Amazonian tribe discovered.

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · News

Isolated tribe spotted in Brazil I predict they’ll all have iPods within two years

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Clay Aiken to be a daddy.

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird

To a child no less. I guess his kids can play with Michael Jackson’s kids. According to the story, the mother (who it says is in her late 40s) was artificially inseminated. Strange.

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My Indiana Jones 4 review (it stinks)

May 27th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Movie Reviews, Movies, Uncategorized

First, let me start by saying that I really wanted to like this movie, I honestly did. I went in with an open mind. However, after my initial viewing I must say that I was very unimpressed. To be honest, it sucked. It’s as if 20 years later, people NOT named Spielberg and Lucas decided [...]

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Who knew?

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

That there’s a Penis Museum in Iceland.  BTW, there’s no truth to the rumors that Jenna Jameson was kicked out of the museum for thinking it was an amusement park.

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A new low …

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · News

… even for a lawyer. Goad’s defense was a technical one, in which his attorney argued the man had beat the woman many times before without causing serious physical harm. “I’m not trying to justify his actions, but for felonious assault, he’s got to know this could happen,” argued Washington County Public Defender Ray Smith. [...]

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The beginning of the end for Craigslist?

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Money, News

EBay, a 28% shareholder, has sued Craigslist’s head honchos and there are rumors of a full fledged takeover. This will not end well:  On a side note, I’m still waiting for a reply to any of my “Casual Encounters” ads.

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The end of the gas crisis?

May 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Money, News

Gas won’t reach $4.00 per gallon EVERYWHERE …

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America’s largest family has done it again (pun intended)

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News, Weird, funny

Baby No. 18 is on the way for the Duggars. Kids just slip out of her like she’s a water slide.  I have to believe this is some kind of twisted science experiment. That’s easier for me to believe than a couple actually wanting to have 18 kids.

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Man has money coming out of his ass.

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny

Desperate robber hides $2000 in his bottom May 9, 2008 – 4:41PM When it came to stashing his stolen cash, bank robber Michael Linn chose a very dark and unusual place… up his bottom. But the rustling sounds coming from down below that gave him away when police quizzed him, a court heard. The 36-year-old [...]

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Apparently since Hollywood ran out of ideas years ago …

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

… they’ve even resorted to recycling trailers. Obviously this has to be an intentional homage to the first Batman remake. Batman vs The Dark Knight Trailer

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