Gas won’t reach $4.00 per gallon EVERYWHERE …
Weird News- Farking News
- Florida vampire who claims to be the direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler announces his candidacy for president. Would be a refreshing change from the bloodsuckers already in Washington [Florida]
- Old & busted: Life coach. New hotness: Recess coach. Stay between the lines [Sad]
- After moving the "cock soup" to top shelves over parents' complaints, supermarket now renaming their "fat balls" [Stupid]
- Six inmates busted for using fruit to make hooch in their cell walls (w/ mugshots). #4 says your argument is invalid [Florida]