… your jokes should be funny. That said, prosecutors must not have much to do in Harlan, Ky.
Kentucky Politician’s Bad Joke About Girls Lands Him in Jail
Entries from August 28th, 2008
He forgot the first rule of comedy …
August 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments · News, Weird, funny
Tags:
Um, yeah. I think I’ll pass on dinner tonight …
August 21st, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny
Tags:
I’m smelling a Genesis reunion tour
August 20th, 2008 · No Comments · News
Report: Phil Collins Breaks Divorce Payout Record in Split From Third Wife
I just have one word for him … pre-nup.
Tags:
Even dead, he’s a real stand-up guy
August 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News, Weird, funny
Puerto Rico corpse kept upright for 3-day wake
Unavailable for comment …
Tags:
Scientists prove “beer goggles” are real …
August 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News, funny
… but are still looking for a cure for cancer. Glad to see researchers in the UK are solving the world’s problems.
‘Beer goggles’ are real – it’s official
Tags:
The secret to a long life is in the palm of your hand.
August 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News, Weird, funny
At least according to Ernest Borgnine …
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ&hl=en&fs=1]
Tags:
Bigfoot found?
August 15th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Uncategorized, Weird, funny
… and I don’t mean Michael Phelps.
Two Georgians Say They Have Bigfoot’s Body
The picture looks like something I once saw in a public restroom at the Atlanta airport. If true, the Henderson’s are going to be pissed.
Tags:
I hate it when people argue at debates
August 14th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird, funny
One professor can’t stop using the F-word. The other one — in bare feet — ends up showing his bare ass (thank God he didn’t “spread.”). The audience, flabbergasted, finds it funny and frightening all at the same time. A student, obviously upset, starts crying. Might be the best video I’ve ever seen. Damn hippies.
Kansas [...]
Tags:
The price you pay for being a playa’
August 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News, Weird, funny
Man Arrested After Tryst with Two Teens
Looneyville, indeed.
A man has been arrested after his pregnant girlfriend allegedly caught him having sex with two underage girls. State Police responded to a home in the Looneyville area July 29 amidst reports of a domestic disturbance.
When officers arrived at the residence at 2010 Canoe Run Rd., they allegedly [...]
Tags:
I’ll believe it when I don’t see it
August 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · News
Scientists closer to developing invisibility cloak
Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.
As opposed to those really thick two-dimensional objects?
Tags:
