Monkey See Monkey Write » funny http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:59:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Now THAT’S a horny old lady. http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2010/03/09/now-thats-a-horny-old-lady/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2010/03/09/now-thats-a-horny-old-lady/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:59:20 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=456 Chinese woman grows mystery horn on forehead


]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2010/03/09/now-thats-a-horny-old-lady/feed/ 0 Want to have Sex with a cow? http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/want-to-have-sex-with-a-cow/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/want-to-have-sex-with-a-cow/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:22:20 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=447 You are good to go in Burlington County.

]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/want-to-have-sex-with-a-cow/feed/ 0 Stay classy Kings Island http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/stay-classy-kings-island/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/stay-classy-kings-island/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:34:05 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=443 You should see their John Phillips display!

Park Drops McNair Skeleton Plans
]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/24/stay-classy-kings-island/feed/ 0 Talk about brown-bagging it http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/03/talk-about-brown-bagging-it/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/03/talk-about-brown-bagging-it/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:10:29 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=440 Hope he didn’t forget to floss

Bizarre act halts court hearing
James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.
]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/03/talk-about-brown-bagging-it/feed/ 0 He went to the car wash but got taken to the cleaners. http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/02/he-went-to-the-car-wash-but-got-taken-to-the-cleaners/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/02/he-went-to-the-car-wash-but-got-taken-to-the-cleaners/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:49:05 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=436 A “businessman” stops at a car wash after getting nearly half a million in cash from his mother to buy a liquor store. He goes to the change machine, doesn’t lock his truck door and somebody allegedly snatches the cash …

Thief nabs $450,000 fortune

I’ve actually pulled this trick on my mom several times. She’s still waiting for her liquor store.  Seriously, who walks around with that kind of scratch, besides a drug dealer.

]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/09/02/he-went-to-the-car-wash-but-got-taken-to-the-cleaners/feed/ 0 Is that Jenna Jameson’s garage? http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/22/is-that-jenna-jamesons-garage/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/22/is-that-jenna-jamesons-garage/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:26:03 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=425 23976417640380-17124505
Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/22/is-that-jenna-jamesons-garage/feed/ 0 Faster….faster!! I’m almost there!!!! http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/21/fasterfaster-im-almost-there/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/21/fasterfaster-im-almost-there/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:33:17 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=422 Driver watched porn while allegedly speeding

The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details – how fast the guy was going?, the title of the movie?, was there a map of Hawaii on the GPS? … etc.

]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/21/fasterfaster-im-almost-there/feed/ 0 And you thought that Burger King ad was bad. http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/02/and-you-thought-that-burger-king-ad-was-bad/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/02/and-you-thought-that-burger-king-ad-was-bad/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:11:51 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=413 Although none use a grotesque, 7-inch sandwich to insinuate oral sex, these are still worth a chuckle.

The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time
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]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/07/02/and-you-thought-that-burger-king-ad-was-bad/feed/ 0 Motivational sign FAIL http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/06/26/motivational-sign-fail/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/06/26/motivational-sign-fail/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:47:06 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=401 I hate to steal from the FAILblog’s schtick but this is too good to pass up.  Courtesy of the New York Times.  At least they got all the syllables in there.

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]]> http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/06/26/motivational-sign-fail/feed/ 0 Bad Mugshots http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/06/26/bad-mugshots/ http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2009/06/26/bad-mugshots/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:19:18 +0000 admin http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/?p=394 I’ve always been a sucker for a good mugshot photo.

Drug dealer arrested halfway through visit to barber’s
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