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		<title>Stop or this mom will shoot.</title>
		<link>http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2011/06/29/stop-or-this-mom-will-shoot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet the Woman Who Sprayed Cops With Her Breast Milk]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5816063/">Meet the Woman Who Sprayed Cops With Her Breast Milk</a></p>
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		<title>Who is your daddy and what does he do?</title>
		<link>http://monkeyseemonkeywrite.com/2011/05/17/who-is-your-daddy-and-what-does-he-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 12:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sperminator is now officially a politician. Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Sperminator is now officially a politician.</p>
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		<title>That Stinks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 18:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Cutting the cheese&#8217; cuts bus rides for Canal Winchester students]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2011/05/11/for-parents-sons-suspension-smells.html" target="_blank">&#8216;Cutting the cheese&#8217; cuts bus rides for Canal Winchester students</a></p>
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		<title>Now THAT&#8217;S a horny old lady.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinese woman grows mystery horn on forehead]]></description>
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		<title>A friendly reminder &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t park a $600,000 fire truck on railroad tracks.  For that kind of money, you could buy 6,000 houses in Detroit, or one Silverdome.  Only in Detroit.   Firefighter slammed for parking rig on train track]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t park a $600,000 fire truck on railroad tracks.  For that kind of money, you could buy 6,000 houses in Detroit, or one <a title="Silverdome" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontiac_Silverdome" target="_blank">Silverdome</a>.  Only in Detroit.  <span id="konasapn0"> </span></p>
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<address><a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20100301/NEWS01/100301028/1318/Fire-fighter-slammed-for-parking-rig-on-train-track" target="_blank">Firefighter slammed for parking rig on train track</a></address>
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		<title>Want to have Sex with a cow?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are good to go in Burlington County.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are good to go in<em> <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20090924_Animal-cruelty_charges_dropped_against_Burlington_County_cop.html" target="_blank">Burlington County</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Stay classy Kings Island</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You should see their John Phillips display! Park Drops McNair Skeleton Plans]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="konasapn0">You should see their John Phillips display!</span></p>
<address><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32990627/ns/local_news-nashville_tn/">Park Drops McNair Skeleton Plans</a></address>
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		<title>Talk about brown-bagging it</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope he didn&#8217;t forget to floss Bizarre act halts court hearing James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="konasapn0">Hope he didn&#8217;t forget to floss</span></p>
<address><a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1055/NEWS/Bizarre+act+halts+court+hearing" target="_blank">Bizarre act halts court hearing</a></address>
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<address>James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.</address>
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		<title>He went to the car wash but got taken to the cleaners.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A &#8220;businessman&#8221; stops at a car wash after getting nearly half a million in cash from his mother to buy a liquor store. He goes to the change machine, doesn&#8217;t lock his truck door and somebody allegedly snatches the cash &#8230; Thief nabs $450,000 fortune I&#8217;ve actually pulled this trick on my mom several times. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="konasapn0">A &#8220;businessman&#8221; stops at a car wash after getting nearly half a million in cash from his mother to buy a liquor store. He goes to the change machine, doesn&#8217;t lock his truck door and somebody allegedly snatches the cash &#8230;</span></p>
<address><span><a href=" http://www.swtimes.com/articles/2009/09/02/news/news090209_03.txt" target="_blank">Thief nabs $450,000 fortune </a></span></address>
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<p><span id="konasapn0">I&#8217;ve actually pulled this trick on my mom several times. She&#8217;s still waiting for her liquor store.  Seriously, </span><span id="konasapn0">who walks around with that kind of scratch, besides a drug dealer.</span></p>
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		<title>Cheese and meth are a bad combination</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find it hard to believe that all these women could fit in one motel room  BTW, anybody else smell a Animal Planet Lifetime movie? Glue, private parts and scorned lovers A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="konasapn0"> </span><span id="konasapn0">I find it hard to believe that all these women could fit in one motel room  BTW, anybody else smell a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Animal Planet</span> Lifetime movie? </span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-talk-crazy-glueaug04,0,7721966.story" target="_blank"><span id="konasapn0">Glue, private parts and scorned lovers</span></a></p>
<p><em>A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score &#8212; with Krazy Glue.</em></p>
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