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It’s got a great beat and you can dance to it

June 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Football, NBA, NFL, Sports, music

Your favorite post-game press conference meltdowns on Autotune.

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Only at IU …

June 6th, 2008 · No Comments · College, Football, Sports, Weird, funny

Sinkhole near south end zone

I forgot Indiana has a football program. A sink hole in the end zone? Symbolism of some sort don’t you think? Well it’s not like one end zone ever gets used there. Just make the visiting team go the other way the whole game instead of switching [...]

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John Daly

April 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Sports, funny

Wow.  I’m speechless.
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ESPN cans Salisbury

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments · NFL, News, Sports, TV

ESPN Trades Salisbury For Carter

Good riddance. He was a lousy quarterback, a sleazeball person and an awful voice for ESPN. And those were his good qualities. Here’s his parting statement.

“I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons. I have created a brand and it’s time [...]

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My gambling tip of the week …

February 20th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Sports, Weird, funny

Never bet on a nude drunk in a horse race.
 
 
 

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A new study reports what I’ve known for years.

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments · MLB, Sports

Jeter’s a butcher in the field.

But who needs a study? I’ve got two eyes.

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Schilling done for the year?

February 7th, 2008 · No Comments · MLB, News, Sports

Reports: Schilling’s shoulder raises contract concerns for BoSox

I know it’s usually not a normal part of shoulder surgery, but can they wire his jaw shut, too?

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Third Tynes a Charm

January 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · Football, NFL, News, Sports

OT win sends Giants to Super Bowl
If Tynes had missed again, Coughlin may have committed the first in-game homicide since The Last Boy Scout. At least this Patriots-Giants matchup won’t have Bryant Gumbel calling the action. The good news for the Packers, this all but guarantees Favre will be back next season. [...]

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Hey Yankee fan …

December 13th, 2007 · No Comments · MLB, Sports

… looks like it might be a rough day (from newjersey.com) …
“Regardless of where the pendulum rests, this will be a sea-change moment in baseball history, particularly in New York. According to one industry official, “several” prominent Yankees will be named by Mitchell in his 2 p.m. news conference in Manhattan. The official, who spoke [...]

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Captain Intangibles owes New York some cash

November 16th, 2007 · No Comments · Money, News, Sports, funny

Imagine that, the Yankees “captain” is a tax cheat.  Par for the course with that crew.
State officials say he’s a New York resident; Jeter claims Florida

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