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Entries Tagged as 'Weird'
Meet your relationship’s new best friend
August 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Football, funny, News, Weird
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Rage against the machine
July 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment · funny, News, Weird
Angry Milwaukee man allegedly shoots lawn Friends don’t let friends mow drunk. MILWAUKEE (AP) — A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski [...]
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Now they tell us …
July 10th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird
Court: Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies Guess I have to change my vacation plans. Arguably, the most hilarious part in the story: In Wednesday’s 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent. Because the dead can’t give consent? That’s [...]
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Maybe the worst idea in the history of ideas
July 8th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird
DHS wants mandatory “shock” bracelets. So, I can’t turn my cellphone on, but 200+ electronic monitoring devices are ok? Screw it. Amtrak wins.
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Only at IU …
June 6th, 2008 · No Comments · College, Football, funny, Sports, Weird
Sinkhole near south end zone I forgot Indiana has a football program. A sink hole in the end zone? Symbolism of some sort don’t you think? Well it’s not like one end zone ever gets used there. Just make the visiting team go the other way the whole game instead of switching directions. Actually, I [...]
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Dumbass of the day …
June 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Uncategorized, Weird
Seriously, I’m not optimistic about the future of the human race. Woman Calls Orem Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car Automatic car features are supposed to make life easier for motorists, but they may be leaving some people without the know-how to do things the old-fashioned way. That’s what happened to a driver [...]
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Clay Aiken to be a daddy.
May 29th, 2008 · No Comments · News, Weird
To a child no less. I guess his kids can play with Michael Jackson’s kids. According to the story, the mother (who it says is in her late 40s) was artificially inseminated. Strange.
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Who knew?
May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird
That there’s a Penis Museum in Iceland. BTW, there’s no truth to the rumors that Jenna Jameson was kicked out of the museum for thinking it was an amusement park.
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America’s largest family has done it again (pun intended)
May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment · funny, News, Weird
Baby No. 18 is on the way for the Duggars. Kids just slip out of her like she’s a water slide. I have to believe this is some kind of twisted science experiment. That’s easier for me to believe than a couple actually wanting to have 18 kids.
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Man has money coming out of his ass.
May 9th, 2008 · No Comments · funny, News, Weird
Desperate robber hides $2000 in his bottom May 9, 2008 – 4:41PM When it came to stashing his stolen cash, bank robber Michael Linn chose a very dark and unusual place… up his bottom. But the rustling sounds coming from down below that gave him away when police quizzed him, a court heard. The 36-year-old [...]
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