Hope he didn’t forget to floss
Bizarre act halts court hearing James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.He went to the car wash but got taken to the cleaners.
September 2nd, 2009 · funny, News, Weird
A “businessman” stops at a car wash after getting nearly half a million in cash from his mother to buy a liquor store. He goes to the change machine, doesn’t lock his truck door and somebody allegedly snatches the cash …
Thief nabs $450,000 fortuneI’ve actually pulled this trick on my mom several times. She’s still waiting for her liquor store. Seriously, who walks around with that kind of scratch, besides a drug dealer.
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Cheese and meth are a bad combination
August 5th, 2009 · News, Weird
I find it hard to believe that all these women could fit in one motel room BTW, anybody else smell a Animal Planet Lifetime movie?
Glue, private parts and scorned lovers
A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score — with Krazy Glue.
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Is that Jenna Jameson’s garage?
July 22nd, 2009 · funny, Weird
Faster….faster!! I’m almost there!!!!
July 21st, 2009 · funny, News, Weird
The article, regrettably, leaves out some key details – how fast the guy was going?, the title of the movie?, was there a map of Hawaii on the GPS? … etc.
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There must not be a pay phone at the Regal Beagle to call a cab.
July 7th, 2009 · Entertainment, News
And you thought that Burger King ad was bad.
July 2nd, 2009 · funny, Weird
Although none use a grotesque, 7-inch sandwich to insinuate oral sex, these are still worth a chuckle.
The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time
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A “Poopacabra” in North Carolina?
July 1st, 2009 · News, Weird
Motivational sign FAIL
June 26th, 2009 · funny
I hate to steal from the FAILblog’s schtick but this is too good to pass up. Courtesy of the New York Times. At least they got all the syllables in there.
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Bad Mugshots
June 26th, 2009 · funny, News, Weird
I’ve always been a sucker for a good mugshot photo.
Drug dealer arrested halfway through visit to barber’s
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