… and it’s punch you in the mouth. BTW, it’s been 20 years since I ate a bologna sandwich.
Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwichIt’s got a great beat and you can dance to it
June 23rd, 2009 · Football, NBA, NFL, Sports, music
Your favorite post-game press conference meltdowns on Autotune.
White Trash
June 23rd, 2009 · News, Weird, funny
Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder found asleep in trash can

Funny, I thought most drunken lawyers ended up in the recycle bin, not the trash.
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Bret Michaels knocked on his ass at the Tonys
June 8th, 2009 · Entertainment, News, funny
I bet they fought backstage over who would get to drop it on him.
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Granny’s got ‘em by the balls
January 2nd, 2009 · News, funny

So a guy in Oregon decides to break into an 88-year-old woman’s home and rough her up a bit. She does what any self-respecting person would do in that situation — grabs the guy’s nuts and squeezes.
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Got a 30gig Zune? It’s dead.
December 31st, 2008 · Entertainment, News, Weird, funny
I, for one, welcome our new iPod overlords.
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Kevin Bacon — six degrees of broke?
December 30th, 2008 · Entertainment, Money, News
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Heckuva blog, Brownie!
October 28th, 2008 · News, funny
I guess when they say anyone can start a blog, they mean it. Michael Brown — as in “heckuva job” fame Michael Brown — has his own blog. We’ll have to wait and see how he reacts when his site gets flooded with hits.
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Is a sidewinder missile really a match for a Photon torpedo?
October 21st, 2008 · News, Weird, funny
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Ambulances to be equipped with disco balls
October 17th, 2008 · Uncategorized
I actually prefer doing double time to Gordon Lightfoot’s Edmund Fitzgerald.
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