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She should have stopped at a 12 pack

June 25th, 2009 · funny, News, Weird

Are people really this stupid?  Oh, wait, it’s Arkansas.

Mom, after 13 beers, can’t recover custody of kids

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Can you swallow the King?

June 24th, 2009 · funny, News, Weird

The mayo is a classy touch.

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Megan Fox

June 24th, 2009 · Entertainment, Movies

Okay, so earlier I ripped on Transformers 2, so in the interest of being fair and balanced (and to drive up my site traffic) I present one reason to see the movie:

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Actually her obvious hotness aside, I’ve never been that crazy about Ms. Fox.  To me she has too much potential to go Lohan on us at any moment.

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RIP Ed McMahon

June 24th, 2009 · Entertainment, Movies, News, TV, Uncategorized

Obviously, his Tonight Show legacy is his hallmark and he has several other things to be remembered by including the original American Idol (Star Search), and perhaps most impressive being a Marine pilot in both WWII and Korea — but let us not forget his foray into blaxsploitation in the early 70s.

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Transformers 2

June 24th, 2009 · Entertainment, Movies, News, TV

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Transformers 2 comes out today and while I usually take what most movie critics say with a grain of salt, I thought I’d pass along Ebert’s review since he can still review the hell out of a movie.  Sneak peak, to say he didn’t like it would be an understatement.  I’m shocked since the first one broke new ground in plot/character development.  I was hoping the discussions of the sequel at the leading universities of the world would raise human intelligence by mere osmosis as they ponder the multi-layered intricacies of the plot.   Alas, I guess not ..

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments …

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Watch old ballplayers shave!

June 24th, 2009 · funny, MLB, Weird

For some reason, this cracks me up.

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My bologna has a first name …

June 23rd, 2009 · Uncategorized

… and it’s punch you in the mouth.  BTW, it’s been 20 years since I ate a bologna sandwich.

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich

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It’s got a great beat and you can dance to it

June 23rd, 2009 · Football, music, NBA, NFL, Sports

Your favorite post-game press conference meltdowns on Autotune.

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White Trash

June 23rd, 2009 · funny, News, Weird

Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder found asleep in trash can

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Funny, I thought most drunken lawyers ended up in the recycle bin, not the trash.

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Bret Michaels knocked on his ass at the Tonys

June 8th, 2009 · Entertainment, funny, News

I bet they fought backstage over who would get to drop it on him.

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