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My bologna has a first name …

June 23rd, 2009 · Uncategorized

… and it’s punch you in the mouth.  BTW, it’s been 20 years since I ate a bologna sandwich.

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich

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It’s got a great beat and you can dance to it

June 23rd, 2009 · Football, NBA, NFL, Sports, music

Your favorite post-game press conference meltdowns on Autotune.

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White Trash

June 23rd, 2009 · News, Weird, funny

Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder found asleep in trash can

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Funny, I thought most drunken lawyers ended up in the recycle bin, not the trash.

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Bret Michaels knocked on his ass at the Tonys

June 8th, 2009 · Entertainment, News, funny

I bet they fought backstage over who would get to drop it on him.

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Granny’s got ‘em by the balls

January 2nd, 2009 · News, funny

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So a guy in Oregon decides to break into an 88-year-old woman’s home and rough her up a bit. She does what any self-respecting person would do in that situation — grabs the guy’s nuts and squeezes.

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Got a 30gig Zune? It’s dead.

December 31st, 2008 · Entertainment, News, Weird, funny

Zune 30s all freezing up at once.

I, for one, welcome our new iPod overlords.

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Kevin Bacon — six degrees of broke?

December 30th, 2008 · Entertainment, Money, News

Madoff’s Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

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Heckuva blog, Brownie!

October 28th, 2008 · News, funny

I guess when they say anyone can start a blog, they mean it.  Michael Brown — as in “heckuva job” fame Michael Brown — has his own blog.  We’ll have to wait and see how he reacts when his site gets flooded with hits.

http://michaelbrownblog.com/

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Is a sidewinder missile really a match for a Photon torpedo?

October 21st, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

The US Government thought so …

U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO

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Ambulances to be equipped with disco balls

October 17th, 2008 · Uncategorized

CPR study suggests ‘Stayin Alive’ lives up to name

I actually prefer doing double time to Gordon Lightfoot’s Edmund Fitzgerald.

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