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If THIS guy is getting some …

October 2nd, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

What’s your excuse?

Grande Mexican wedding: World’s heaviest man getting married

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Drill here, drill now!

September 10th, 2008 · News

Hanky-Panky at the Interior Department

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Is Muqtada al Sadr Now Living In Chicago?

September 5th, 2008 · News

Looks like Obama needs to get back there and organize.

125 Shot Dead In Chicago Over Summer
Total Is About Double The Death Toll In Iraq
CHICAGO (CBS) ― An estimated 125 people were shot and killed over the summer. That’s nearly double the number of soldiers killed in Iraq over the same time period.

In May, cbs2chicago.com began tracking city shootings and posting them on Google maps. Information compiled from our reporters, wire service reports and the Chicago Police Major Incidents log indicated that 125 people were shot and killed throughout the city between the start of Memorial Day weekend on May 26, and the end of Labor Day on Sept. 1.

According to the Defense Department, 65 soldiers were killed in combat in Iraq. About the same number were killed in Afghanistan over that same period.

In the same time period, an estimated 247 people were shot and wounded in the city.

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He forgot the first rule of comedy …

August 28th, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

… your jokes should be funny.  That said, prosecutors must not have much to do in Harlan, Ky.

Kentucky Politician’s Bad Joke About Girls Lands Him in Jail

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Um, yeah. I think I’ll pass on dinner tonight …

August 21st, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

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I’m smelling a Genesis reunion tour

August 20th, 2008 · News

Report: Phil Collins Breaks Divorce Payout Record in Split From Third Wife

I just have one word for him … pre-nup.

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Even dead, he’s a real stand-up guy

August 20th, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

Puerto Rico corpse kept upright for 3-day wake

Unavailable for comment …

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Scientists prove “beer goggles” are real …

August 15th, 2008 · News, funny

… but are still looking for a cure for cancer.  Glad to see researchers in the UK are solving the world’s problems.

‘Beer goggles’ are real – it’s official

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The secret to a long life is in the palm of your hand.

August 15th, 2008 · News, Weird, funny

At least according to Ernest Borgnine …

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Bigfoot found?

August 15th, 2008 · News, Uncategorized, Weird, funny

… and I don’t mean Michael Phelps.

Two Georgians Say They Have Bigfoot’s Body

 

The picture looks like something I once saw in a public restroom at the Atlanta airport.  If true, the Henderson’s are going to be pissed.

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