… and I don’t mean Michael Phelps.
Two Georgians Say They Have Bigfoot’s Body
The picture looks like something I once saw in a public restroom at the Atlanta airport. If true, the Henderson’s are going to be pissed.
… and I don’t mean Michael Phelps.
Two Georgians Say They Have Bigfoot’s Body
The picture looks like something I once saw in a public restroom at the Atlanta airport. If true, the Henderson’s are going to be pissed.
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One professor can’t stop using the F-word. The other one — in bare feet — ends up showing his bare ass (thank God he didn’t “spread.”). The audience, flabbergasted, finds it funny and frightening all at the same time. A student, obviously upset, starts crying. Might be the best video I’ve ever seen. Damn hippies.
Kansas Professor in Trouble for Mooning Incident[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPt8UVU7bXs&hl=en&fs=1]
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Looneyville, indeed.
A man has been arrested after his pregnant girlfriend allegedly caught him having sex with two underage girls. State Police responded to a home in the Looneyville area July 29 amidst reports of a domestic disturbance.
When officers arrived at the residence at 2010 Canoe Run Rd., they allegedly found Christopher Cochran, 22, in the grip of his girlfriend, who caught him after he just had sex with two girls, ages 15 and 17, at the same time.
Trooper P.S. Fisher of the Spencer detachment said the girlfriend was eight months pregnant. After she arrived from her home at Tariff, Fisher said the woman grabbed her boyfriend’s private parts and, refusing to let loose, pulled him around the house.
Fisher said he did not charge the woman, who was in her 30s, with the domestic incident. “I figured with an eight-month pregnant woman who found her boyfriend with two teenage girls, it would be difficult,” he said.
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Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.
As opposed to those really thick two-dimensional objects?
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It’s a football-like mouthguard for … well, you figure it out. (Most likely NSFW. Possibly also NSFM1. Definitely disgusting)
1Not safe for marriage.
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Yet another magazine limps into the digital age.
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While the show might be funny, I can think of few places I’d rather stay away from more than an auditorium full of aging potheads remembering the great times of smoking out in the 70s.
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“Best superhero movie EVER!!!!!!!”
“Heath ledger should get an OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“The Dark Knight has rendered all other movies irrelevant”
These comments are not atypical of the hype ascribed to The Dark Knight, the latest installment in Christopher Nolans’s reboot of the Batman franchise. So did it live up to that hype? In short, no, but really no movie could. Instead what we have is a solidly crafted, exceedingly nihilistic, tightly wound thriller. Probably the biggest compliment I can give this film is that it completely transcended the comic book genre and became a legitimately good film on its own merits, a summertime blockbuster that isn’t carried by its superhero taking on bad guys.
Be warned this is not your typical comic book movie. Frankly, it’s not really an action movie, either, although the action sequences are breathtaking. It’s a very complex, multi-layered drama. Perhaps a tad too complex — the plotline is difficult to follow, particularly if you haven’t seen Batman Begins recently.
The characters are all very well written and portrayed. As reported by almost everyone, Ledger was excellent. His performance is one for the ages, but like Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, it’s a one-note performance. But man it’s one helluva note. There is growing Oscar buzz for his performance and it is justified, particularly in an era of filmmaking when such “intellectual masterpieces” as Forrest Gump, Titanic and Gladiator have all won Best Picture Oscars. I’ll find it hilarious if the voters get snooty about “artistic legitimacy” and refuse to vote for Ledger because his character is based on a comic book.
Bale, Eckhart, Caine, Freeman, Oldman, etc. were all good in their roles. I’ve read critics complain that Bale’s performance is wooden, almost robotic. But to me, that is exactly what the role calls for, nothing bad, nothing good, just is. Caine and Freeman did the most with what they had, which wasn’t much, but given the ambitious scope of this film it is probably best that their roles were limited. The weakest link is Aaron Eckhart and yet he’s a fine actor who does a nice job and in any other movie his performance would be great — but he’s like a solid No. 5 starter in a rotation full of All-Stars.
What I didn’t like …
*** Warning Spoilers Ahead ***
First, the length. I guess we got our money’s worth, but this really felt like one and a half movies. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the Harvey Dent subplot, but I don’t understand why they couldn’t keep the audience guessing by holding Harvey’s little accident for the next film. This was Ledger’s film and I couldn’t help but feel that this movie could have used a little more Joker. I understand, that no one outside of the Olsen twins could have predicted Ledger’s premature demise, but I have a feeling that they were deliberately holding back the Joker for the next film. For obvious reasons, we’ll never know where the Joker storyline would have gone.
My only other major complaint was Maggie Gyllenhaal. This is going to sound cruel, and maybe it is, but to me she is the modern-day embodiment of Olive Oyl, minus the charm. And while in other works, she is 1000x the actress of Katie Holmes, she is miscast in this film. She did her best with the only predictable role in the film but just about everything they did with her was a romance/love triangle cliché.
My final verdict: this is a solid and at times spectacular film. A little tighter editing and it may have been a true masterpiece. Alas, my final opinion lies in the vast space between the rapturous majority and this utterly pretensious reviewer (who BTW loved Adam Sandler’s performance in Zohan so take his opinion with a grain of salt).
Friends don’t let friends mow drunk.
MILWAUKEE (AP) — A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn’t start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.”
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From the Guardian article:
This latest real-life drama looks likely to amplify the buzz still further.
Nothing amplifies the buzz of a movie like the star putting a good beat-down on his mom and sister. Who writes this crap?
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