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		<title>She should have stopped at a 12 pack</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are people really this stupid?  Oh, wait, it&#8217;s Arkansas. Mom, after 13 beers, can&#8217;t recover custody of kids]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="konasapn0">Are people really this stupid?  Oh, wait, it&#8217;s Arkansas.</span></p>
<address><a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_COURT_CUSTODY_BEER?SITE=FLTAM&amp;SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT" target="_blank"><span class="headline">Mom, after 13 beers, can&#8217;t recover custody of kids </span></a></address>
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		<title>White Trash</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder found asleep in trash can Funny, I thought most drunken lawyers ended up in the recycle bin, not the trash.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.news-tribune.net/local/local_story_169140211.html" target="_blank">Jeffersonville attorney Larry Wilder found asleep in trash can</a></p>
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<p>Funny, I thought most drunken lawyers ended up in the recycle bin, not the trash.</p>
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